Travel writing

Moroccan Crazy T-Shirts (with photos!)

My weirdest hobby. Each time I go away I think ‘Y’know what — it’s fine, I can’t be bothered.’ But each time I see such corkers that I can’t resist.


  • No rigorus

Clearly not.

  • Fuck barbie

Worn by a man, but I wouldn’t have minded wearing it.

  • Queens are Born in July

You heard it here first.

  • Compton outta Straight

This just made me die with laughter.

  • Don’t sell your soul to feed your belly

I actually quite like this.

  • Life is a sport make is count

(sic).


The photos are from a clothes shop. It was easier than you think to take photos of them; no one really minded as I grinned and snapped.

I certainly don’t understand, no.

This reminds me of a five-year-old might design a fashionable t-shirt.

I’m sorry, what was that?

When my Dad saw this photo he screwed up his face. “Eurgh,” he said, “That’s not very nice.” I can’t imagine what he was thinking.

Definitely a sign of quality work, when the words fade away.


BONUS. This is from a stall owned by some Senegalese women. Cream to make your boobs and ass bigger! I can’t deny it: I was tempted.